Flirtatious Homonymns
Rex and I have a strange relationship. Here's a conversation we had one night: REX: (working... of course) I need to have this wriTTen by tomorrow. (pause) REX: Like how I pronounced my T's? EDDA: It sounded pretty nerdy actually. REX: I think it makes me sound intelligent. EDDA: Or more nerdy. REX: Well by pronouncing my T's, it will inspire other people to do the same so they can sound smarter as well. EDDA: Don't you think that's a little haughty? (pause) REX: I think YOU'RE a little hottie. (Our pillow talk is much worse)