Flirtatious Homonymns
Rex and I have a strange relationship. Here's a conversation we had one night:
REX: (working... of course) I need to have this wriTTen by tomorrow.
(pause)
REX: Like how I pronounced my T's?
EDDA: It sounded pretty nerdy actually.
REX: I think it makes me sound intelligent.
EDDA: Or more nerdy.
REX: Well by pronouncing my T's, it will inspire other people to do the same so they can sound smarter as well.
EDDA: Don't you think that's a little haughty?
(pause)
REX: I think YOU'RE a little hottie.
(Our pillow talk is much worse)
REX: (working... of course) I need to have this wriTTen by tomorrow.
(pause)
REX: Like how I pronounced my T's?
EDDA: It sounded pretty nerdy actually.
REX: I think it makes me sound intelligent.
EDDA: Or more nerdy.
REX: Well by pronouncing my T's, it will inspire other people to do the same so they can sound smarter as well.
EDDA: Don't you think that's a little haughty?
(pause)
REX: I think YOU'RE a little hottie.
(Our pillow talk is much worse)

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