Brown
**DISCLAIMER**
If you do not have children or have a weak stomach or are deciding whether or not to have children... you probably shouldn't read this post. And if you've been wondering about my parenting skills from the last couple posts, this one doesn't help my repertoire.It all started when I wanted to have a "Good Mommy Moment" and made chocolate pudding with Aiden before his nap. I told him that as soon as he woke up, the pudding would be done. So I put Aiden and Sam both down for their afternoon naps. It didn't last long. First, Aiden never went to sleep so I got him out after an hour or so. I gave him his pudding at the table, determined to keep a close watch on him so he'd keep his pudding in the kitchen. Then Sam started screaming. I ran upstairs to find him crying in his crib... with sticky, brown poop EVERYWHERE... on all the rungs on his crib, on the sheets, on his blanket, on his stuffed animals, on his bottle, all over his legs and back, in his hair, and on his face. Gross. Turns out he had crawled right out of his too large pants while trying to go to sleep and had a blowout. Big time. By the time I had him cleaned up, his crib completely disinfected, and the sheets bundled up to be taken downstairs, Aiden had finished his chocolate pudding. And guess what. There was more brown for me to clean up.
Moral of the Story: Never put your baby to bed with no pants on or pants that will come off easily. And never leave a toddler unattended with a bowl full of chocolate pudding.
The End
Comments
The "brown" incidents are the ones I usually don't tell Tommy about. He tends to feel the need to re-clean everything instead of doing the dishes. So I do the dishes on top of cleaning everything. Good luck when potty-training time comes around!
And by the way--to add to my novel of a comment here--no one is questioning your parenting! I wish I had your sense of humor!
I am sure Aiden loved your pudding though! And at least that mess was probably better smelling. :)