A Fatman's woe

Those of you who have been following the progress of the Fatman's disappearing act have undoubtedly noticed an absence of posts. At the time, my progress was going tremendously well, or so it seemed.

Suddenly, my scale started to show that I was having very unrealistic results. One day it even told me that I lost 10 pounds. It was at that point that we started to suspect something was foul. So we took a very American approach and just threw it away and bought a new one.

The new scale, we'll call her Lilith, was not very kind to me. I suddenly went from 232 pounds, to 249. The shock of this was devastating. I had thought I was doing so well and making so much progress, and it turned out I was just as fat as when I started.

Since then I had been hoping to drop my weight before I resumed posting in an effort to save face; however an increasing amount of peer pressure has influenced me to begin right now.

As of Tuesday morning, my weight was 242.2

Fatman out.

Comments

Mardee Rae said…
So...what did you do with your old scale? Is it ... ahem... somewhere that I could find it? It sounds like something I would have kept. And loved.
Anonymous said…
Lilith, you little *#%!

Fatman, glad you're back. Now you can disappear.
momomom said…
Hang in there Rex.
-Tiff

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