You Know You Might Be a Parent When...

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... you swing the garbage bag into the dumpster and say, "Weehoo!!!"

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nersey said…
Fabulous!!! You might also want to add having primary songs continually running in a loop in your head.
March 15, 2009 at 5:22 PM
Lance and Jessica said…
hahahaha.that was good.

Now this is a goofy one..

You might be a parent if: your husband gets a little stinky in the night and in a half asleep daze you reach over, pull back the sheet and ask him if you can check his diaper.

True story.
March 15, 2009 at 8:32 PM
Edda Phillips said…
LOL no way!!! That is stinkin' hilarious!!
March 15, 2009 at 9:56 PM
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