Does Motherhood Make My Butt Look Big?

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Aiden's favorite thing to do lately is to take pictures with my phone. Each day I erase about 20 shots in a row that look like these ones:





He has, however, managed to document the very flattering lifestyle of a mom. Here's his portfolio featuring yours truly.














I love you, too, Aiden. Thank you for loving the way I look, even if I'm totally self-conscious now.
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Maera said…
I am here to say that the answer is "No, it makes your boobs look big."
June 23, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Maera said…
And that's not at all creepy ...
June 23, 2011 at 10:33 AM
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